in line at walmart

So I'm at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet
again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and
all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I
stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy
things to say.

 

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I am DYING right now

 

Man sounds like a good one....LMFAO....i bet she is at home trying it right now. I can hear her now..."what an ass hole this stuff tastes like shit".....LOL

 

Hahaha, Thats so funny! Good job stanger

 

This is hilarious lol!!!

 

lol your a genius dude.

 

I love that. Wish I could have witnessed it in person.