funny conversations you've had

I'm sure most can relate there are times you have some of the most humorous conversations you've ever seen. So i'm making this thread so that you guys can share those convos with us all.

I'll start with this one I just had today & it had me laughing repetitively.

3:31 PM - - \/G - OPZ: give me pizza
3:31 PM - NiceNoX: ahaha
3:31 PM - NiceNoX: ha
3:31 PM - NiceNoX: its all gone bro
3:31 PM - - \/G - OPZ: already
3:31 PM - - \/G - OPZ: da fuq
3:31 PM - - \/G - OPZ: you inhale ?
3:32 PM - NiceNoX: ofc
3:33 PM - - \/G - OPZ: geeze
3:33 PM - - \/G - OPZ: fast eater
3:33 PM - - \/G - OPZ: fuck
3:33 PM - - \/G - OPZ: i guess you guys are use to it though
3:33 PM - - \/G - OPZ: you guys inhale beer like its nothing
3:34 PM - NiceNoX: haha
3:34 PM - NiceNoX: of course we do
3:34 PM - NiceNoX: vikings bro
3:35 PM - - \/G - OPZ: LOL
3:35 PM - - \/G - OPZ: true that
3:35 PM - - \/G - OPZ: you all have sword fights
3:35 PM - - \/G - OPZ: *wink*
3:36 PM - NiceNoX: hahaha
3:36 PM - NiceNoX: motherfucker
3:40 PM - - \/G - OPZ: LOL
3:40 PM - - \/G - OPZ: dat wut u get xD
3:41 PM - NiceNoX: shaddap
3:41 PM - NiceNoX: eat my viking sword
3:41 PM - NiceNoX: wink
3:41 PM - - \/G - OPZ: sorry, i'm not a blacksmith I don't work with swords
3:42 PM - NiceNoX: shaddap slut
3:42 PM - NiceNoX: take my sword
3:42 PM - NiceNoX: i put my burrito in ur taco
3:46 PM - - \/G - OPZ: LOL
3:47 PM - - \/G - OPZ: that's not a buritto thats a twinkie
3:47 PM - NiceNoX: no its a freakin viking sowrd
3:47 PM - - \/G - OPZ: well hell no wonder you never won a war
3:47 PM - - \/G - OPZ: that's one small sword

 

Kinky

 

Get a room

 

lol! here is a few more with people

`arDuous!: STOP
OPZ: you know you want some
`arDuous!: i dont have
`arDuous!: much food
OPZ: theres plenty of cats roaming the streets
`arDuous!: racist
`arDuous!: motherfucker
OPZ: LOL
OPZ: <3


Çσuŋt Đrαςulα NTP#: basically when i go outside the only thing i worry about it rattle snakes
NoҲ: but they are so cute
NoҲ: nah
NoҲ: i'd be worry about them too
Çσuŋt Đrαςulα NTP#: lol
Çσuŋt Đrαςulα NTP#: ya
NoҲ: in denmark we dont even have 1 poisonous animal/insect/whatever/manbearpig/yep