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Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rogue, Mar 11, 2016.

  1. Rogue

    Rogue Fmr. Lazytown Manager Senior Member

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    Tell your worst dad joke/pun/other embarassingly punny humor

    I'll start

    I don't trust dogs. The way they shake hands gives me paws.
     
    Rogue, Mar 11, 2016
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  2. GingaNinja

    GingaNinja Unabashed Grammar Nazi Member

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    Velcro...what a rip-off
     
    GingaNinja, Mar 11, 2016
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  3. Drac OPZ

    Drac OPZ All the Above and Beyond Community Manager

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    It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, it's just that the man didn't have the balls to do it.
     
    Drac OPZ, Mar 11, 2016
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  4. Wolfrum

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    Me: Dad, I'm hungry/bored.
    Dad: Hi, hungry/bored.
     
    Wolfrum, Mar 12, 2016
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  5. Drac OPZ

    Drac OPZ All the Above and Beyond Community Manager

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    Reminds me of the other saying..

    ME: Dad i'm bored

    DAD: What type of board are you? Oak? Pine? Birch?
     
    Drac OPZ, Mar 12, 2016
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  6. Rogue

    Rogue Fmr. Lazytown Manager Senior Member

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    rUFUyKt.jpg
     
    Rogue, Mar 19, 2016
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  7. Gavlan

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    Did you know if you live in the neighborhood across the street from that cemetery they won't bury you in it?

    Really why not?

    Because you're still alive
     
    Gavlan, Mar 20, 2016
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  8. CaptinCCat

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    I don't like siri, she can tell when I'm mad at her.
    (no he actually said this to me yesterday)
     
    CaptinCCat, Mar 20, 2016
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  9. Drac OPZ

    Drac OPZ All the Above and Beyond Community Manager

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    I must be tired I don't understand this one?
     
    Drac OPZ, Mar 20, 2016
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  10. CaptinCCat

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    Dad said it all the time (he hates it when he said F$@k you Siri and she sais "that not very nice"
    Idk just funny it freaks him out
     
    CaptinCCat, Mar 20, 2016
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  11. Toad

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    No explanation needed
     

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    Toad, Mar 20, 2016
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