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Dirty one liner jokes

Discussion in 'Nsfw' started by Drac OPZ, Apr 15, 2016.

  1. Drac OPZ

    Drac OPZ All the Above and Beyond Community Manager

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    Any great adult jokes you know of that are short but sweet and hilarious. Was bored so figure hell why not lol

    Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
    A: Your job still sucks!
     
    Drac OPZ, Apr 15, 2016
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  2. Bear

    Bear Member

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    What'd the leper say to the hooker when he was finished?

    Keep the tip.
     
    Bear, Apr 16, 2016
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  3. Kabooshka! (BANNED)

    Kabooshka! (BANNED)

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    Hey baby, do you have pet insurance?

    'Cause that pussy is getting SMASHED tonight!
     
    Kabooshka! (BANNED), May 7, 2016
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  4. Gavlan

    Gavlan Member

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    What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

    I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline
     
    Gavlan, May 7, 2016
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  5. Zelus Renardii

    Zelus Renardii A rare medic main Member

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    [Late to the party]
    Ay girl u wearing Cinderella underwear? Cuz I see dem panties disappearing at midnight
     
    Zelus Renardii, Jun 29, 2016
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  6. Cezko

    Cezko Member

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    Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?

    A:tug of whore.
     
    Cezko, Jun 29, 2016
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  7. legit

    legit I want to right click you. Senior Admin

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    Q: Are you a pokemon?
    A: because I want to pik-at-chu
     
    legit, Jun 5, 2018
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  8. Erza

    Erza Member

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    Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
    A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice.
     
    Erza, Jun 15, 2018
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  9. legit

    legit I want to right click you. Senior Admin

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    is that technically a punt?
     
    legit, Jun 15, 2018
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