Cyah nerds

To whom it may concern,
If you are reading this, I am dead. I have lived a long and wonderful live and perhaps the best part of it was spent in VG. I remember it like it was yesterday, when i first bought CSS. The first server I ever played on was Dust2/Office 24/7 server where i met Bad Decision and Gen. Sheppard (Col. Shepard at the time i believe) both of whom were funny and nice people that would talk to me and would console me through my menstrual cycle. A short time later i became a member and then an Admin. It was like a whole new world, being able to police the community and fight for justice and honor. And It was the first time I've ever felt like a part of a family. I never really had a real family with a father and mother, as they died when i was young. One night, while returning from the opera, a thug jumped out of the shadows and demanded we give him all our money. After my father refused he shot both my father and my mother. After that i was raised by my butler, Alfred in our family estate, Wayne Manor. But i digress. A short time after getting admin i formed a new relationship with a boy, nay, a man. His name was CrzyF!re and our love for each other soon bloomed into a passionate love affair, as he continued to cheat on his girlfriend. Soon our love fizzled down into a deep and wonderful friendship. After a while of playing on the server i met many wonderful and exciting people, all wanting to be my friend and worship me as their god. While Woody, our glorious leader, took all the credit, i was working in the shadows fighting my own battles in a form of dark justice. Alas all was not well IRL. My grades were slipping, my pets were dying, and my relationship was failing so i was forced to take my own life. I do not regret making this choice as it was the easiest way to deal with my issues. I do regret, however, leaving behind this wonderful community of friends and comrades. CrzyF!re, Bad Decision, Sheppard, Woody, Gotcha, Drac, Homer, Boosted, Mistapollo, and all the rest I will miss you all dearly and i hope you will remember me with fond memories. In the words of Dwight K. Shrute "Though today it is me, we all shall fall."

Sincerely,
LastThingYouSee

 

Yeah man, hate too see you having to go, but reality in life shall always take it's place. Hope everything works out for you bud!

 

Im going to miss you dude

 

I agree with the rest, sorry to see you go, do like the good-bye pretty funny, but in case there is more to it and you ever need to talk feel free to hit me up.

 

So I guess I may have exaggerated my circumstances by making that satirical goodbye post XD. Honestly, all it is is that I have low grades, probably from playing too many video games, so my parents are "grounding me". I predict this will last for 2 weeks Max but who knows, might be for a month. Regardless I'll be taking a short break from video games, although I will be sneaking little minutes and hours in here and there. Needless to say you have not seen the last of me

 

Thanks for clarifying, see you soon

 

See you aroumd homie!

 

come back to me my sweet why u leaving me