Pickup Lines

Just post the most hilarious pick up lines. So, I remember doing this a few years back in another community and it was actually pretty hilarious what people come up with.

I'll start

Do you know your ABC's? Because I want to give you the 4th letter of the alphabet the "D" and then we can E & F.

 

You got a phone I could borrow? I told my ex I would call when I found better

 

Do you have a band aid? I just fell for you!

 

Hey, did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

 

Do you Windex your pants? I can see myself in them.

How about we play war, I'll lay down and you blow the shit out of me.

(if you are in a Northern state) If your left leg is Orlando and the right is Tampa, can I go down for the holidays?

 

A few I heard the other day...

I'm Asian So can I eat your cat?

Is your dad a retard cause girl you special.

 

Or the world-renowned,

Is your dad a baker, because you've got nice buns.

There's also,

Are you a made of tape, because I'm stuck to you.

 

Are you a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.

People call me <name>, but you can call me tonight.

 

Spoiler

Roses are red, my mind is twisted, Bend over baby; your about to get fisted...