yomama

Let's have a little fun and bring in some of those old school your mama jokes.

Example:

Yo mama so dumb, she was yelling in a mail box and when I asked what she was doing she replied she was sending a voice mail.

 

Yo mama so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it James.

 

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet...on her driver's license....

 

Yo mama's so fat... Jabba the Hut asked her to come over.. so he could feel skinny

 

Yo mama is so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

 

Yo mama so stupid that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox.

 

Your mama is so damn stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and was thinking she was listening to 50 cent.

 

Oh no....not this....

 

Yo mama's so ugly she went into a haunted house and walked out with a job application

 

Yo mama so fat, she on both sides of the family.

 

Your mama is so fat that she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose

 

Your momma is so ugly she went to a beauty salon and it took 3 hours for an estimate

 

Yo mama so fat she wears a watch on both wrists. One for each time zone.

 

Your mama is so stupid when someone broke into her house, she went and dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave and couldn't find a call button.

 

#Blessed

Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged

yo mama so dumb she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down

Yo mama so dumb she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.

Yo mama so dumb she went to the library to find Facebook

 

Why you dislike my post whgssh?I was actually going to post that same video that you just shown in this thread

 

The Emperor: "Yo Mama is so fat, Ben Kenobi says, 'That's no moon... THAT YO MAMA!!'" Darth Vader: "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT PADME?!?! lifts The Emperor up" The Emperor: "No, put me down! I was just kidding Vader!! i was just ki--" Darth Vader throws The Emperor over the edge

 

The war has begun.

 

@Drac OPZ

 

Yo mamma so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

Yo mamma so stupid, she went to a football game and thought a quarterback was a refund.